This is where I post whatever I find amusing on the internet. Or thoughts about life, cake or whatever. Mostly, I bitch about things that don't really matter. I'm not very normal, and I'm not all that special. But I love who I am. I'm Mya. I'm just as perfect as I'm not. Go me.Ask me stuff! Send me stuff!
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”